Dark Side
Tim Minchin
I can have a dark side
If you want me to
I can have a dark side to.
I called my girlfriend up on the phone
I said, "Hey g-girlfriend what's g-going wrong?"
She said, "I'm breaking it off with you
I feel as if the ma-ma-magic has gone"
I said, "Hey baby what're you talking about?
I thought that everything was just fine"
She said, "That's exactly the point
I just get so annoyed how you're so happy all the time
I need somebody deeper than you
Someone with a little third-dimension"
I said,
Well, I can have a dark side
If you want me to
I can have a dark side to.
I can have a dark side,
I can have a dark side
I can have a dark side
Ooh-wah-ooh.
I wrote a letter to Mr Sony
I said, "Hey S-Sony what's g-going down?
I've got a record and I reckon it's wicked
And I think you should s-spread it around"
Mr. Sony said, "Hey Tim, I quite like your work
It's clever and quirky
But I promise you this
You could be clever as Voltaire
But it won't get you nowhere
If you wanna sell discs
Clever never made no one rich
It doesn't appeal to the teenage market
The teenage market!"
