Nirvana - Floyd the Barber

Floyd the Barber

Nirvana

Bell on door clanks: Come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down chair, don't be afraid

Steaming hot towel on my face

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair

I can't see, I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip

Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed

I was shamed

I was shamed

I sense others in the room

Opey, Aunt Bee, I presume

They take turns in cut me up

I die smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved